Difference between love and marriage

Love is holding hands in the street;
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for two in your favorite restaurant;
Marriage is Chinese take-out.
Love is cuddling on a sofa;
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children;
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early;
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive;
Marriage is a tarmac drive.
Love is losing your appetite;
Marriage is losing your figure
Love is sweet nothings in the ear;
Marriage is sweet nothing’s in the bank.
Love is a flickering flame;
Marriage is a flickering television.
Love is 1 drink and two straws;
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”